Keyboards

Bastard Keyboards Dilemma (3x5+3) Assembled

Assembled Dilemma V3 is a compact 36-key split keyboard with an integrated multi-touch trackpad, columnar stagger and hotswap Choc V1 sockets.

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Bastard Keyboards Dilemma (3x5+3) Assembled
Image: © Bastard Keyboards (Manufacturer image)
Key layout
Image: QMK Firmware (Generated from QMK data (GPL-2.0))
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Where to buy

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Pros

  • Integrated trackpad can replace a mouse
  • Hotswap Choc V1 sockets allow switch changes
  • QMK firmware, configurable through Argos
  • 3-year warranty

Cons

  • Trackpad works poorly on macOS; Apple devices not recommended
  • Not compatible with MX or Choc V2 switches
  • No wireless connectivity

Specs

SplitSplit
StaggerColumnar
TentingAdjustable
KeywellNo
Thumb clusterYes
Keys36
LayoutsUS
SwitchesLow-profile
Hot-swapYes
FirmwareQMK
DIY kitNo
ConnectivityUSB
OSwindows, macos, linux, android
Released2023
Sources
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